SCHWARZENEGGER CALLS FOR "rebranding" the GOP. Maybe they should revive some "heritage brands." It's all the rage!

ERIC SCHEIE: "I don't like the way Sundays have become the official day for media to play preacher and promote morality -- especially the newly manufactured morality which appeals to the non-churchgoers with unacknowledged spiritual needs."

PERSONALLY, I JUST MAIL MINE TO AL GORE: Doesn't everybody?

NOT ENOUGH BASIC RESEARCH on food and energy.

MICHAEL YON: "Many readers have complained that Michael Moore, in the conduct of his latest crusade against whatever he is against this month, has illegally used one of my photos on the banner of his website. Mr. Moore is not the first to have done so, and my readers can get pretty upset when it happens. My lawyer has demanded that Mr. Moore take it down."

CLARENCE PAGE: Obama's Culture War.

IN THE BOSTON GLOBE, A LOOK AT extraterrestrial property rights: "Real estate, it turns out, brings out the adventurer in all of us."

HILLARY CLINTON: Victim of ugly, sexist vilification?

Quick, send a U.N. investigator!

THEY'RE NOT EVEN FOREIGN COUNTRIES: Or maybe they are: "Can the man who wants to be President please tell us why Arkansas is somehow closer to Kentucky than Illinois?"

Related item here. The cruelest cut: "frankly Bushian."

SHOOT THE MESSENGER: "In the end, well-placed stooges like Anil Patani are a greater danger to free societies than a cheerfully straightforward hater like Abu Usamah." Just don't pretend that they care about "antiiscrimination" or "human rights" or any aspect of actual civilization whatsoever.

PELOSI: POORLY RECEIVED in Iraq. The welcome in Syria was warmer. But hey, she's catching on.